Super Dave is one of the first patients at the Mad Dog Mental Institution's Codename: Sonic Voodoo.

Dimebag Dave has the powerful combination of the self-taught martial artistry of raging "Hara-Kiri" and a dominating fierceness. The result is a turbulent heaviness as a product of his industrial power. The energy of a nuclear reactor and intensity of a violent, massive hurricane could be quantumly generated in the primal power grooves of electrified, distorted audio power blasts emanating from Super Dave's connection to his six string weapons of destruction.

Maddognosis:

Retired after unknown agents attempted to harness his power for diabolical purposes. His daring escape from multiple secret agents during the A.C.I.D.D. I Test Phase is the stuff of legend. He is now believed to have joined a patriot militia movement somewhere in the southern C.S.A.

Research dates:1991-1992

Fishboy appears to have a telepathic ability that can manipulate the visual reality of material objects, as well as control the micro-evolution of metal-based life forms. In addition, he holds a record in the Guinness Book of World Records for a 652 mile hood-surfing journey.

Maddognosis:

After a brief career in smuggling weapons for the Romanian Army Defense Department (R.A.D.D.), he began extensive research and testing in cross-species breeding at his sheep ranch in the west Texas hill country.

Research dates:

1991

Jimbo lays down a funktastic undertow that is manufactured with the smooth gloss overcoat of mellow inclinations. His hemoglobin is a river of synergized groovalism.

Maddognosis:

He had a lifelong dream of being the first person to circumvent the Earth in a single-person jet ski. This is the last known picture of him, as he departed on his epic journey from the Gulf of Mexico.

Note: If you find this patient on a shore near you, please feed, clothe, bathe, and intoxicate him, and immediately contact M.D.M.I.

Research dates:

1991

Rowdy was a specialist in cross-polyrhythmic techniques that were deadly when combined with his mutant-powered Congenital amusia. "Rowdy Johnson" was an alias for a well known legend in his own alternate reality after successfully dreaming of winning a Congressional Medal of Honor for perceived bravery in driving a semi-truck full of explosives up a crumbling mountain in a dangerous blizzard. Later that night, he won the Howdy-Do bull riding championship while also performing at halftime in his Axl Rose tribute band, Buns & Poses.

Maddognosis:

The M.D.M.I. board of directors unanimously decided to immediately halt further research with this subject when test results were made public and Codename: SONIC VOODOO was subject of a media investigation known as "Cane-gate".

Research dates:

1992

Grotus' analytical deconstruction of Beruvian DNA (submatosis/-2) and biological cryogenetics was acutely discombobulated with computational equations related to prior testing of the gravitational energy in relation to potassium tartrate sythesizing methods.

Maddognosis:

After receiving an indictment related to an internet porn scandal, he lost his fortunes in the baked bean futures market. He is now believed to be operating a mescaline smoothie stand in the deserts of eastern Arizona.

Research dates:

1992-1994

Case Humper has a mutant schizophrenic ability to phase reality into a paranormal state that is often described as being a "ghost walker". His sudden appearances and disappearances have baffled scientists at the Mad Dog Mental Institution for years, but intensive research has revealed that this ability is directly attributed to an unstable emotional state that is most likely the result of egomaniacal preoccupation of his own ungoverned impulses.

Maddognosis:

Case Humper's sudden and mysterious disappearances have been the origin of many different internet conspiracy theories.

However, the rumors have now been confirmed that he has resurfaced in Las Vegas disguised as "Danny Zuko" in a crossover hip hop / country & western musical rendition of Grease (following the collapse of his James Coney Island franchise empire and subsequent Pachinko gambling debts).

Research dates:

1992-1994, 2003

Strautnaut has a groovalistic quest for the legendary fountain of youth and its pimpin' breakbeat vibrations. His bling-bling is phat and he is jiggy with a dope adventure for bootylicious rhythms.

Maddognosis:

After being spit out at the bottom of the porn industry, he became independently wealthy as a casting director for the Girls Gone Wild adult entertainment videos. His fortunes enabled him to develop his own line of prophylactics and marital aids - "Big Pimp Daddy's Glove of Love" custom made condoms, and, the "Groove Loob" water-based moisterizing lubricating gel.

Research dates: 1992

Darth Bass had a troubled childhood. Nobody is quite certain how he was admitted to the Mas Dog Mental Institution, but rumors and innuendo have speculated that his DNA very closely resembles that of Double Barrel (whose Stinkadena cloning experiments have been the source of many great urban legends and conspiracy theories).

However, nobody can get close enough to him to extract another genetic sample, because his reaction is quite rabid. His diet consists of fried rabbit and goat milk

Maddognosis:

His magnetic energy force attracts the metalshavings of mankind into a wrecking ball of society. After several failed attempts by U.N. peacekeeping forces to subdue him, the Montreal "Cry Mercy" Treaty was signed in order to avoid further destruction of Western civilization.

Research dates: 2000 - Present

Princess Leah, the daughter of King Kron the Conqueror and heir of the royal Fing family dynasty of Uranus, is a powerful intergalactic ally of Codename: Sonic Voodoo. Her connections in wholesale moonflour commodities have proven to be pivotal in providing a profitable income to the Mad Dog Mental Institution. Captain Sphincter's monthly shipments in the SVS "Four Banger" provide raw materials for on-going experimentation and medical analysis of wild mutant hippy research.

Maddognosis:

Princess Leah resigned her commission as a commanding officer of the mighty Turdite army from Uranus, much to the dismay of her father. She decided to pursue her acting career and has been staring in the off-Broadway production of "Missy Sugarfixxx: The Untold Story", as well as moonlighting as a master dominatrix to the rich and powerful. Her residency on Earth is another reason why King Kron has not invaded the planet (nukes being the primary reason). However, some at M.D.M.I. have suspicions that she could be a double-agent for an impending surprise invasion...

Research dates: 2004

WickedToe is a mystery, even to those professionals that dedicate their lives to the mysterious. Thought by some to be the spirit of an ancient Fungal medicine man, he appears in the subconcience of the lab workers that enter the trance of cyber induced sleep jugglers. Many lab rats at the Mad Dog Mental Institution have been found, after a visit by WickedToe, in a very inebriated state, apparently "celebrating" in a bizarre dance-like state closely resembling the 1960's hippie dance, "The Hand Jive". Continued research into the genetic origins of this will be posted accordingly, although the lab rats massive hangovers have caused a slight delay in the experimentation.

Maddognosis:

WickedToe invented the mind manipulation device that the M.D.M.I. utilizes for cerebral data transfer and cross fading automation during the PROJECT: FOUR TRACK MIND test sequence phase.

Research dates: CLASSIFIED